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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:22 AM

HELLO!

Pierced my tongue ytd, i will quite scare in the first day. Because after i reach home, it bled profusely! So i went to see doc and got a MC. The doc told me to take it out, and i was like ' no! i just pierced today!' and he replied, 'then there is nothing much i can help you! except for giving you some mouthwash'. So ya, the barbell is still inside my mouth! There's a point, i wished to take out the barbell, because its so uncomfortable having it in my small little mouth. LOLS! Not used to it in the first day, but slowly, i'm adapting to it! But i still can't solid food, so i bought a meal replacement, muscle mix? LOLS!, the sales assistent told me its a meal replacement, so i bought it lo! I will have energy tomorrow to play badminton!

its confirmed,guarenteed,definitely,absolutely,confidently feels EMOISH when someone ignored you. Its difficult to face it, and get use to it. But sooner or later, you will be used to it. But don't worry! you still have US! you're not alone! :)


Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:50 AM

HAI!

I WANNA THANKS MAOPEI AND ZHISIN! AND AND MAOPEI'S FRIEND? (DON'T KNOW WHO HE OR SHE IS! MYSTERIOUS ) FOR HELPING ME TO GET MY PHONE AND WALLET BACK! LOLS!

the story goes like this, in my school comp lab, i left my wallet and phone on the table because it's quite uncomfortable siting on two things. when we are about to leave, i forget aboout my wallet and phone totally! and left it there! luckily, two superheros (hairywomen and bamboo girl) came to the rescue!(with aid of superman! lazy to say about superman) tadaaaa!!! my phone and wallet are back to my ass! haha! :) thanks ! my superheros!


Monday, April 20, 2009 7:14 AM

ohmygod!


argh! i'm so irritated! FUCKING IRRITATED! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! WHY ARE YOU ALWATS STAYING HERE?! I DON'T WANT YOU! FUCK OFF !

i'm very irritated by that fucking lumps of fat located at parts of my body! and just now, i ate and went to sleep! ( not i wanted to, i'm simply too tired!)

sian! and i'm determined!

I SWEAR WITH MY PENIS AND TESTIS THAT I WILL EXERCISE 1 HOUR PER DAY for 5 days per week (starting from TOMORROW!)

MY GOAL IS WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*CHEST MUSCLE!
* 6-PACKS! OR EVEN 8 PACKS!
*HANDSOME FACE!
*A PROPORTIONATED BODY!
*NICE BICEPS AND TRICEPS!
=X=X=X=X=X=X OH MY GOD! IT SEEMS SO IMPOSSIBLE! =X=X=X=X=X

65 KG WITHIN NEXT 2 WEEKSS!!!! HOPE SO!
ARGH! FUCKING LUMPS OF FAT! IRRITATED!

if i'm rich, i will rather go for liposaction! haha! more easy! no need to swear and curse just to exercise! boohooo!!

and and! no more tsunami! but i rather to have tsunami! can die faster, so no need suffer for being fat! :'(




Thursday, April 16, 2009 11:11 AM

oh!
pathetic me just wake up in the middle of the pathetic night. and could not fall back to sleep! aww!

suddenly felt so fat! isit because i ate too much just now? hmm. i don't know! the only thing i know is i want to slim down! but heard from some of my friends said, tsunami is gonna hit singapore on july? and i want to live the rest of my life happily! so i am in a dilema now! SLIM DOWN OR KEEP EATING SO TO LIVE MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST?!! oh yeah! its a difficult decision! I DON'T KNOW?!

oh, talking about eating too much, just now i went to bliss (restuarant or cafe? i don't know!) which is located in the punggol park ( weird location right? but its a wise location!) with a stupid couple ( mel and suling =x) . althought the food is not cheap, but its nice! i have taken some pics of their food, but lazy to upload! i think i will save it for myself! haha! want to go BLISS again! woo! may god bless me to go bliss again! eh! it ryhmes! haha! still feeling full and fat NOW! awwwww!!!!


Sunday, April 12, 2009 10:48 AM

today,

stay at home and rot. went rollerblading in the evening. hmm. today rollerblading wasn't in good condition! fell four times! so xia suay! somemore got one time, i fell down in the middle of the traffic road! and a girl besides me give me a kind of weird eyes! awww! so poor me! and while rollerblading, i saw a gay couple! they were holding their hands in a park! one is an angmo. the other one is an asian! lols! not a good match! i was looking at them for a long time, and they didn't notice i was looking at them. am i invisible? lols! washed my mahjong tiles! now they smell nice! like detol! ( bcoz i used detol to clean them) and they said thanks to me! i believe they will help me win money! i love you! lols! ehhh.. today is a unpredictable day! haha!


Saturday, April 11, 2009 12:10 PM

haix. felt so tired. sick and tired of life. same old thing happen again and again. i'm really sick and tired of it! it's always me thinking too much! its always because of that, i had problems with friends. why? i hate it. i don't wish to ask anymore questions. maybe, it will make everything worse. back to be alone .oh~ maybe i'm thinking too much now.

i'm always an invisible man. living in a life of a clown. i wished to be cared and show concern of. i don't want to live in a clown's life and never wanted to be one.


Friday, April 10, 2009 9:46 AM

HELLO!
i've watched two movies! The Sniper and Shinjuku incident.
The Sniper
Eh the story was about... aiya! you go watch it yourself la! lazy to elaborate what the movie was about! haha! thats no funny parts in the movie! its about revengence! something like that! and edison chen was a sniper. i was wondering, did he get the motivation of having sex with multiple partners from this movie? lols! whatever. eh! i was also wondering why did he still get the chance to file when there's a scandal about him! so what i found out was, this movie was filmed before the scandal incident and it was waiting for the scandal to 'subside' then release! hmm. understand?! lols. But i think it doesn't worth watching cause its just a story about shooting this and that! so crude somemore!


Shinjuku incident
Eh, it was a movie about japanese mafia and stuffs. I remember theres a funny part whereby a chinese gang leader was scolding bad words 'kanninabu' , the acent was damn funny! you will laugh when you heard it! waolau! hhaa! and this movie was quite violent! you will see those cutting of hands off and stabbing a knife into your face. something like that! it is a gross movie! eeyer. thats why its NC16. haha! i was checked by the cathay staff whether i'm 16 years old! woo! i suddenly felt so young! haha!


Wednesday, April 8, 2009 10:26 AM

YO!
back from suling's chalet! okay! eh! it was fun! i could say! bcoz it got my fav program! gambling gambling and gambling! lols!

chalet 1st day:
went to suling's house to meet up and go to chalet tgt! oh~ during suling's house, THEY enjoyed throwing other people's slipper wor! from 16th floor to 1st floor! lucky MY slipper is of high quality! so i doesn't spoil! haha!
headed to chalet by cab! we are the last group of people(a total of 9 people met up) to board the cab! but we reached first! haha! yt's cab was following our cab! i wanna call police! haha!
reached chalet, first thing first! eh! choose room! we chose master bedroom! eh! 2guys and 3 girls sleeping in the room! and the other room will be ocuppied by the couples! (2couples one room! pathetic right?!) haha! first night, we gambled! won some money! and after which, me, yt sl and liyun played mahjong until 4 plus? its 1 tai 10cents? haha! eh! but i lost 5 bucks! awww!! liyun and mel (mel take over suling because she lose quite a lot LOLS!) won! then we went to slp!

chalet 2nd & 3rd day:
eh! woke up at 10 plus! zhiwen came! mel and zhiwen went to take suling's cake and help us tabao breakfast! prata! haha... eh! after that ! we played mahjong again! :) wah! when zhiwen was present,first pot, i won 7 bucks! but when he left,second pot, i lost $1.90. zhiwen's my lucky star! lols! eh! after that, its time for bbq!~ like always, played and bbqed. eh! and a funny part was a cat went into our house.and me and gary and one more person ( sorry ah! didn't notice you!) went to chase the cat out! haha! and the cat hor, go and bang into a class door and a wall! wow! the bang was so loud! i bet he's having concussion right now! poor cat. meow~ and then ton overnight! gambled blackjack! and i lost 20 bucks! after blackjack, it was 5am, we played mahjong til 8am! and went to slp til 9.30! wah! so poor me! deprived from slp! and i went home and slpt from 2pm to 11 pm. =.=" li hai! haha!

overall, it was fun! and suay! lost money! eeyer! broke lex~!


Sunday, April 5, 2009 9:17 PM

woo~
i'm back from kukup~!

the trip wasn't very fun as expected. cause, there were little activity for us. just eat and K and mahjong? lols. i had taken a lot of pics. but! i'm lazy to upload! so wait till i'm hardworking ba! haha! i don't know whats happening within me! felt so shitty! awww!!! nvm!

later on, its time for me to go to suling's chalet! hope it will be great and fun as expected! if not, i'm gonna ask for a refund! haha! ehhhh.. still feeling very shitty... i also don't know why! argh!

fuck off please! :(


Friday, April 3, 2009 10:35 AM

after that faithful day,

things have changed. life has changed. maybe its time to change! haix. nowadays kept thinking, why don't anyone trust me? am i that untrustable? maybe i shud reflect.

thinking too much ain't good! haix. i,myself, is a very good example. everything happened is because of this 'thinking too much' sickness. haix. i envy those who are happy-go-lucky. i can't imagine how their lives are simply easy.

nvm! 6 and 0.5 hours more is time for me to leave my house and on my trip to kukup! wooo! getting excited while blogging! haha! and after kukup, its suling's chalet! awww... love this life! hope that it won't end too soon! time go slowly please, but let me have fun!


Wednesday, April 1, 2009 11:06 AM

Try this!
Identify yourself as right- or left- brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying.Look at your hands.Left thumb below the right thumb: left brainRight thumb below the left thumb: right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you as if you are angry.Look at your hands.Right arm above left arm: left brainLeft arm above right arm: right brainBased on 1 and 2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:

Right-Left: Considerate, traditional, indirect type. Can instinctively read other's emotion and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking initiatives in moving forward, this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, gives others a 'being protected' feeling. But their weakness is they cannot say no. Regardless how unwilling they are, they will still take care of others.

Right-Right: Straightforward. Once decided on something, they will take action right away. Very curious and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they don't listen to others. They will filter in only what they want to hear in a conversation and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left: Dedicated, cold, perfectionist. Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat(or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of pride and feels strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very "anal" as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.

Left-Right: Likes to take care of others, the leader type. Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool, calm nature and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

and you know what ?!
i'm a right-right! and the interpretations are quite true yeah! haha!
tag my blog with your name and which brain are you! :)



today,

went to aston with the FAMS! (ehh! a new name i have created for them. it consist of, felicia, aloysius, mel and suling! thanks me pls! :) )

oh same as last time, we got the outside seats. erm, but i don't have the chance to see the scenery! and and! it take them ages to serve me the food! i can die that instantly! so make sure you have a buffet lunch before you go for aston for dinner! haha! understand what i mean?

today is april's fool day, and i thought i'm the one who is fooling people! but in the end! i got fooled twice ! eeyer! seems like my skills have deproved! haixxx.... hhaa!!

good news! i slim down 2kg?! cool! continue slimming down and i will bcome a feather! lalalala~ and i found a nice post from wanning's blog! check it out! :) (the nxt post which i'm gonna post)



days before the mo nian mo yue mo ri,
mo mo de yi tian.

i went to repaint my hair! lols! i spent about 88dollars in that salon? lols! and my hair is like peacock! my friends don't like it, but i love it~! haha! i don't know why . ehh my hair have red,green, blue,ashgray, and and purple! lols. so colourful right? and this combo makes me look like a peacock! and it cost me 70 bucks! and you must be wondering whr the 18 bucks gone to right? don't be surprise! the salon have facial too! cool man! so relaxing! haha! oh ya! and fel got her hair reborned! haha! and you know how long we waited for her? 4 hours! haha! we are such a wonderful friend right? ehh then mel got his hair highlighted gold?! haha! we make a din in that salon! haha! lai lai! some pics~
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EMO IS MY NEW STYLE!! I LOVE TO EMO!

mo nian mo yue mo ri.
this mo mo de yi tian, wo mo mo de geng zhisin's de friend go out. lols. cause i was very bored staying at home. since she so good ask me out, i also don't want to disappoint her. so i went out ! haha! oh that day was so-so. can't really clique well wif zs de friend. lols. not they not friendly, is i too friendly. haha~! ehh let me recall, firstly, we play hide and seek with the guys! lols! very fun to play hide and seek in ps! try out with your friends too! haha! eh! after which, we went to buy tickets for unborn! waolau! you see ah! they buy 7.05 de show lex! but the ppl give us 5.10. waolau! after we went in, they were shock to see other ppl siting on our seat.(actually, they were shocked by the movie! hahaha) lols. we then realised that they gave us the 5.10 tickets! wah! shit man! so they call the asst, but i wanted to see the manager! lols. so they changed our tickets to 9.10? i don't rmb. ya! after this incident, i realise a way to lie to the ticket office if we missed out show! haha! clever right?
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dear diary.



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Lance zheng is my name, yet my actual name is not lance
i'm 17 going 18 yet not going to be 18 soon.
My birthday falls on o8o891 yet it doesn't really falls on o8o891
I study in Temasek Poly yet i don't really study
Yes, i know i'm talking cock and you're reading cock
So i'm a cockster, you're a cockster too! :)


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I need you.


“need some gifts?”
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without a single word.






went away.


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