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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 8:23 AM

WTF?!



SIBEI SUAY LEX TODAY! NABEI!



Got many suay things happened today? Damn it! I've forgotten some...



Let me state some,

1) Do NLS quiz halfway, hang lex! I do until question 6 lex, then go back try again it says i've already done it. =.=" Zzz __



2) I've a very cool thumb drive which could create a partition and lock it with your own password. Okay, i thought its very cool so i try creating a password and a partition.... DAMN IT! I SPOILED IT! FUCK LA! __ STUPID IMATION! Cool my ass man! Stupid itchy hand! Should not have touch it la!



3) Wah, i think i've eaten something wrong or ingested some stupid bacteria into my stomach! Right now, its producing its toxin and making my stomach terribly pain! I LAU SAI LE! LAU UNTIL FACE GREEN GREEN =.="



Today i'm quite easily pek che, but luckily i suppressed it! If not, i think things will go haywire!

BOOHOO! I THINK I'M MENSTRUATING BA! Argh! And the badminton coach has not yet started any lesson! =.=" Quick contact me lex! I'm very desperate to learn badminton! :(


Sunday, June 28, 2009 9:42 AM

Okay, I'm here to blog!
OBVIOUSLY?~

Eh, let me talk about my mj session. It was a good experience having midnight mj even though i lost money. BOOHOO! As usual la! But the conwoman (Liyun) kena conned too! HAHA! She lost money too! BOOHOO! We mj-ed from 2.30am to 8am? Hope more mj sessions will come!

And right now i'm blogging, OBVIOUSLY! while doing my homework! Shit! All is last minute you know? I mean i did it last minute! Shit, my laziness strikes me again! The feeling of studying is gone again! Why! Because of the fcuking holiday even though, i must say it was a fun holiday! Why can't they just chiong the whole sem and have a long long holiday!? Hope my mood of studying will come back soon!

And the things (Dumbbells, swissball,carb blocker and some twisting massage board) i bought online came in this sunday afternoon! YAY! But, somehow i regretted buying it! BOOHOO! It stinked my room with the dumbbells' rubricate oil!

Okay, i will stop blogging now and go back to my homework, tomorrow got lesson at 9am so gonna wake up at 7am!

HOPE THIS FRIDAY WILL HAVE MIDNIGHT K SESSION! BOOHOO!

BYE!


Friday, June 26, 2009 9:38 AM

Woo! I'm so so so happy! After a long awaited time, i am able to play midnight mahjong oh! Uhuh! Its not viwawa! Its real-life! Come'on! Get alive! Woo! But can only start at 2am. Cause one of my friend's friend end work at 2am. So i think i will be playing till morning? HAHA! Woo can't wait! Please ! Make me able to play mahjong please!


Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:43 AM

Wah! went to step on the weighing machine just now! And guess what?!

My weight now is 65kg?!! OHMYGOD! HOLYSHIT DE BABE! Why?! I think my weighing machine needs some maintanance bahs!

AHHHHHHH!!!!



Yo!

Well, i need to shit now! But my sister is using the toilet. So i'm writing this post while i'm bearing the shit from coming out of my asshole! Oh ya! i have CSAS3 need to be done.

Just now went ransacking my old cabinet, and i found a very touchy paper! It was a letter written from my biology teacher during secondary 4! The content of the letter is kept confidential. So i could not tell you what's in the letter.

Okay, here is how the letter goes...( Read the black words first, then read the red words!)


Dear 4E1,

All of you (well, almost all) -->obviously she doesn't mean me! have been wonderful and i really enjoyed teaching you.--> obviously she meant me! Looking back brings joyous memories of the good times we shared, the laughter, the fun and of course, the scolding and the noise level.

Thank you for giving some memories to treasure and to remember. --> Really? Yeah, i also have some memories of you too! don't worry! Thank you for knowing that i care for all of you. --> really? i don't know that you care for me lex! JKJK! :) SHE'S A NICE TEACHER! I SWEAR!

Here's a poem for all of you... Lazy to time the poem

As you begin another chapter of your life next year, i wish all of you new adventures, new friends, and the best of everything to match the best in you. And success in everything you do.

Love, --> Love you too! Mrs Quek!



Monday, June 22, 2009 9:33 AM

WAH! CO&CO IS REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHY ARE YOU ON MY NERVES~!?


Saturday, June 20, 2009 9:04 AM

Yesterday night just chiong-ed finish the absolute boyfriend drama. I should say, its a nice drama. The ending was very sad, made me remind of the past... Boohoo!



I had not done ANY OF MY HOMEWORK! GONNA GET IT DONE BY TOMORROW~!

You'll never be able to anticipate what will be going on tomorrow. Yesterday you said you felt loved, yet today you felt lonely. What are you going to feel tomorrow? Treasure everyone around you,then everyone will treasure you back. This is what i had learnt. This is human nature, nobody will treasure someone who treat them like rubbish! Boohoo! What am i talking? SHIT! Nevermind, i thought the old me is gone, but it seems that its coming back! No! Be a happy-go-lucky zhiyuan! YOU CAN DO IT!

Okay, no progress in my homework yet. Gonna buck up again!

Today dyed my hair black again! Woo! I look kawaii-ne with the bangs! Haha


Though tomorrow have no school, yet i need to go back school... Need to finish my homework! Okay la! My life is getting boring again! Back to the same old routine, school-home.

Felt like singing K! Felt like eating durians! HAHA! Hope someone kena choke by durians' seed! Haha!



Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:17 PM

ACTUALLY! I FOUND OUT SOMETHING! MY LIFE IS FILLED WITH LOVES FROM MY FRIENDS! LOVE YOU'LL BACK!! This is the very very first time i felt these much of happiness within me! Boohoo!

Secondary Clique and Poly Clique!
Thank you very much!
YOU'LL ARE LOVED!


Monday, June 15, 2009 9:09 AM

ahhhh! SINFUL!

Just ate @ bread, 3 pieces of i don't know and one packet of oreo! AH! Mad! Somemore its midnight already! FAT!



Fine! :(



HoHoHo. Okay, i don't know where to start from? Cause i haven't being posting from last week? So much Fun, joy and laughter during this holidays!

I don't know where to start from! Got so many things to say! I have already started on this post the day before yesterday? But i still don't know how to start the thing?! Damn it! Forget it! Lets forget about the past and start afresh!

Okay, lets start with my decisions! My decision number one is, i'm going to start learning badminton from a CERTIFIED trainer!(suaning someone) hahahahaha! Boohoo! I suddenly have the urge to become a professional player wor! Yes, laugh your ass out for all i care~ Boohoo! I'm determined lex! Firstly, i could keep fit from playing badminton even though i don't have the time to exercise. Secondly, i really enjoyed playing badminton, it would be more fun if i'm a pro. So happy! Hope that it will go smoothly! :)

My second decision is, i would like to join swimming lessons! But this will start next week, because i don't have that much of money to come out with if i need to pay 240 dollars at a go. If i start next week, the fee collection date will be a week later from the fee collection date of the badminton. Which means, i have one week to save up money for the swimming lesson! Yes, I'm determined in this too! My goal is to become a lifeguard? HAHA! Yes, laugh your ass out for all i care! Boohoo!

Wah, with these two decisions, i'm able to be fit in no time! But the most important question is will i be able to survive through? Boohoo, i'm not sure of that too! I need to support myself financially, mentally and physically! Which means, i could not buy the favourite shirt i want! __
But these are my decisions, i'm gonna respect it! HAHA!

Okay, next will be a surprising news! I cut my fringe into bangs! LALALALA! i must admit that i'm cutter now! HAHA! Just kidding! =.=" Suddenly have nothing to type le!

Bye-Be!


Monday, June 8, 2009 11:42 AM

Woo!

Today went to play Badminton! Haven't being exercising for long, this extreme exercise is killing me! Right now i'm having muscleache from shoulder to toes?! Buay tahan ah! But i really think i fall in love with badminton le! Gonna play somemore! WOO!

Nowadays, after chionging so many episode of TRICK, i found out that TRICK wasn't that nice afterall. Aww at TRICK II , the tricks were not as unexpected as the first season. Probably is not the drama that has gotten bad, but its me developing the 'detective skills' after watching so many episodes! HAHAHA! Woo, this create one more job opportunity for me! BOOHOO!

Sleepy!
Bye-BOOHOO


Saturday, June 6, 2009 9:47 AM

BITCH DARN!

nabei, i kena con sia! a normal digital weighing scale will cost you 31 dollars? NO! fuck it! somemore the weighing scale has an inaccuracy of 0.5kg, which is 500 grams! it makes a lot of difference you know?!( for fat people la :P). waolau i don't know why, always kena con! DAMN IT!

Okay, exams are over and it's holidays now. Exams are a great pain to me! Have been very hardworking for the TERM TEST! Don't know why... -.-?? I think some hormones in my body causes it BAH! haha. This is the term test aftermath.

Enjoyed my first day of holi which is yesterday. Went out with ZS and MP for the long awaited shopping! Nowadays, i'm not very interested in clothes wor, more interested in exercise equipment. This shows how desperate i am in getting fit! :) Haven't being exercising for almost a month! Felt so guilty. Bad news is, my weigh is DECREASING? GODDAMNIT?! What illness do i have?! From 65 to 62,5kg without exercising? Believe it or not! But one thing to take note is, the 62.5kg was taken with my NEW FUCKING CONNED weighing machine, which has an inaccuracy of 0.5kg BUT still lose weight leh! Nevermind! Yesterday after shopped, we went to have buffet steamboat. At first, i was rejecting having steamboat buffet, because i just simply don't like steamboat! Steamboat's foods are so tasteless, but much more healthier. But due to we being unable to find some other buffet to substitute steamboat, i ADMIT defeat to THE EVILS! LOLS!

Ohya, i got a new year hole AGAIN! BOOHOO! addicted lex! Considering of getting one more hole done.

Now, watching some JAPAN DRAMA: TRICK. Nice nice! :) Its a detective story of supernatural with some input of hilarious parts. The tricks were all well planned. Very unexpected. BLAH BLAH BLAH! HAha!

BYE-BE! HAHA!


Tuesday, June 2, 2009 4:00 AM

oh yeah!

2 PAPERS DOWN! 2 MORE ! AHHHH!! 2 MORE LEX!! BITCH! SOMEMORE IS THE DIFFICULT ONES. WHICH I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE IN! Right now, i still have not started studying for NLS! Give me a break please!

And hor, today i was so so so stupid to take bus 87! zzzz... why i took bus 87? Its because when i was on my way to 27 busstop, i realise i forgot to take my wallet! OHMYGODSHIT!~ So i rushed back to take my wallet. I thought that taking bus 87 is faster cause shorter route to reach busstop. shorter route = more time for the bus to run. But the waiting time for bus 87 is like 9 mins! Bus 27 no need to wait too long because the frequancy is very short. ARGH! Somemore , after taking bus 87, i need to wait for bus 8 and 15. CB ! So long lex! So i went to take cab! 4 bucks lex! BOOHOO! Reached exam hall at 2.09! Luckily, i was able to complete the paper.
LUCKY! :)


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Lance zheng is my name, yet my actual name is not lance
i'm 17 going 18 yet not going to be 18 soon.
My birthday falls on o8o891 yet it doesn't really falls on o8o891
I study in Temasek Poly yet i don't really study
Yes, i know i'm talking cock and you're reading cock
So i'm a cockster, you're a cockster too! :)


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